He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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