y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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