making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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