brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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