i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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