I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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