We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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