note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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