I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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