had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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