Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
