Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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