Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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