Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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