awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My vagina is officially offended.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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