i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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