I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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