I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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