I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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