Your tits are I can't wait for
Me. At least after what I've been through.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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