On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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