The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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