I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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