Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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