I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
only if we run a train.
done.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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