I love black thongs
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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