two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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