Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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