There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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