dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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