I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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