Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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