Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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