doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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