I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
