The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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