I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
