one might say we're banned from that church
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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