you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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