And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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