Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
