Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This toilet bowl is my home.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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