covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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