What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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