Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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