I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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