How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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