none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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