So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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