He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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