ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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you didnt know i had herpes?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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