Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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