Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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