turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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