You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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