Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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