i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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