He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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