I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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